multipack:

*holds you at gunpoint*

“so haha what are you doing this friday”

(via penisplants)

bombliate:

how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past

(via laughbitches)

sociallyawkwardjocelyn:

fnark-oreo:

thankyouforthedildos:

Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it.

i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom

Two different types of people in this world

(via dudeyoulooklikeshit)

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(via dudeyoulooklikeshit)